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BrennenTaylor unknown I hate when Iβm texting a girl and then just get bored af and stop replying! But then again this was my horoscope today... guess the only one for me is me... under construction
JayRichOfficial Memphis, TN I read my horoscope everyday and dat shyt donβt lie.π―βοΈ π°π
_Cheryjam India ooh should i go read my horoscope and the year ahead thingy they publish in newspapers everyday?? Let's see how much it's gonna suck #VMON: Might fork around and fall in love with you, Bro
juliet_spirit I'm cancer β and everyday in my horoscope I have 80% in love. SO, WHERE ARE YOU HIDDING MOTHERFUC...?! Welcome to Outcast Fox Pub. How may i help you? Tea, coffe or straight vodka?
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highfrombelow California, USA Checked my horoscope this morning and it said, work weeks should only be 4 days. ballinβ playinβ saucinβ π°πΌπΊπΈ
foughtnite infj t @DrJayToday haha-as long as its not a scorpio-lmao. the video is quite interesting, its just the genre. i live alone alot , and already pscychotic as it is. shouldnt give me any ideas. my horoscope is capable of being manipulaive as it is-.
IamnotDana Yβknow, my horoscope hasnβt been wrong lately and I find that disturbing Charlize Theron, if you're reading this, please call me. [She/Her/Hers]
delikateee i tried reading my horoscope and...
hello? you consider this state as 'stable'? and i didn't expect this can get any worse. HAHAHAHAHAHA well what's new? π i never grew up, it's getting so old
JohannaStrouse Chicago, IL When my horoscope this morning said "Find joy in your friends this evening; it's Friday," I didn't EXPECT that it meant "talk to your high school bestie on the phone for three hours and then fall asleep cuddling your cat" but here we are. I am a florist and a musician and a poet and a mermaid. I sing to my plants. Bachelor tweets and Critrole nonsense. Flower inquiries:
Arie_0723 Oklahoma, USA My horoscope says itβs gonna be an emotionally weak weekend for me and Iβm saying fork that. SC: erica073
SIANNILAURENT Philadelphia, PA I read my horoscope today and it said I was vengeful lol π πππ πππ ππ ππππ ππ π πππππππππ.β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
gels___ My horoscope said Iβd be emotional today and Iβm exactly that π | 20 | Leo | Singer | Check Out My Covers β¬οΈ |
eatmytimeass Tennessee, USA I guess it's easy to get me confused with something else. I don't study horoscopes a lot but we've all heard about Geminis and how flippant they can be. That's my horoscope but I'm not a whore. I don't flip back and forth or pretend to be nice. I still have feelings and words I'm a singer and a rapper. I'm a lyricist. I'm a yeller and a shouter. I laugh a lot. Sometimes I get upset but I'll put it into a song. Or somethin'!
lenny_connor United States Just checked my horoscope and it said Iβm supposed to fork your ass just some guy
fallthroughheat My horoscope is such a dick. Iβm trying to stay in for once and it literally says βgo out tonightβ i am a person more often than not
motelfilth once i contacted a family member on the brink of homelessness, having a mental breakdown and their advice 2me was to check my horoscope i will never forget that lmfaooooo small and wicked
snoopshelly Girl I was too then my horoscope said I was gunna be mad as hell and try to tame it and take care of yourself. Aries babes we can do thissssss
QueCipota San Francisco, CA @ginacaliente My horoscope is promoting frozen 2 and Iβm mad too big bursts of energy hidden under heavy apathy
lwew College Station, TX My horoscope: "Use the daytime hours to... read the newspaper..."
And guess what I was doing at the time? Reading the newspaper!
ASTROLOGY IS REAL A science of mind is a goal which has engrossed thousands of generations of man. Armies, dynasties and whole civilizations have perished for the lack of it.
yoori_ebooks space my horoscope and whatever you're about to raid and be fair to other page for heems' womyn. way to miss you guys silly project / bot for @sad_queer_irl that mostly posts garbage. tweet @ me for some positivity or if the bot is being bad.
riningear Brooklyn, NY my horoscope says I'm gonna connect with friends and have an electric evening which means I'm gonna discord my friends over ffxiv, right =4 chaotic good red pandas
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vanhorn_nina My horoscope said I would get annoyed today and to keep calm. Like I want to punch everyone in their annoying loud forking faces and people wonder why I have this continual look of disgust on my face. #taurusproblems Taurus βοΈ Thereβs a bull and a matador dueling in the sky. In hell in hell thereβs heaven.
andrea_sez welcome to forever I really want my friends together for New Years . But they are no longer on good terms and my horoscope said βcanβt force your friends to be best friendsβ and sigh Iβm finally just respecting their decision #bobbysoxer π₯
yerawizardkelly The City of Angels My horoscope today said "Say no."
But I didn't listen. I ordered that omelette with a side of Captain Crunch-coated french toast. And I ate it in five minutes. AND I DO NOT REGRET IT.
Yet. Musical & Animation writer: #MaoMao @FinalSpaceTBS #MyLittlePony l @StarryMusical & on D&D's @girlsgutsglory & @sirens_show #Nativeβπ½ She/Her. Views my own.
GoodBaddgirl Atl hoe Just read my horoscope and itβs spot on per usual everything I said legit just happened an hour ago π© probably should have read that first I don't really tweet much π€·π½ββοΈNicki Minaj is my Queen π
_MarleyBlair_ Las Vegas My horoscope said to me yesterday that a Pisces and I are going to have problems, then the guy I was talking to, a Pisces, blocked me out of nowhere. LOL. Tell me you think astrology isnβt real now, bro. Good nights, Good friends, and good laughs. β¨β€οΈ
Frozen_Char Under Peter's watchful eye My horoscope today is talking to me on an personal level....
Never mind I had an idea on how to build an incubator and plans for my garden area to become a chicken run in the winter. ~shifty~ PURE CHAR You've found the chatting account for @FrozenChar. @RebelliousChaos & @FrozenPeter are eternally mine. +18 Role Player
mjinfamous St. Elsewhere In addition, I hella want my horoscope read by Josh and John #GiveTheFansWhatWeWant Podcaster β’ Jewelry designer β’ Creative β’ Music β’ Movies
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SadSoupGirl your mum My horoscope told me not to worry about jobs or leases today so I am inviting you all to a very loud party at my place tonight and tomorrow I will not be showing up to work itβs about releasing stress in a funny and enjoyable way with your peers. organic beet farmer, baptized in hotdog water
lilcurlymina purgatory Imma just check my horoscope for Capricorn and now Sagittarius too. πΈ | iblameminaa
ZyMcClinton_10 Somewhere in bed My horoscope keep talking romance and love
betafish3d Stockton-on-Tees, England i remain extremely irritated by the accuracy of my horoscope because i am TRYING to live a SKEPTICAL LIFE and i dont understand how the positions of the heavenly bodies at the time of my birth could predetermine Anything about me -- AND YET, artist, performer, student. big nerd. vampire enthusiast. obsessed with bad musicals. [ she/her | β | 20 ]. insta@jade.violette. polyam. wife @ElizabethLuxArc.
Samanthabt15 Mexico *Me wondering around Walmart*
-Random girl: HIII YOU AREE??...
-(me trying to recognize her) samantha???
-YESS YOU ARE ARIES SAMANTHA
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How girl, how can u know my horoscope signs and not my name ππππ
abby_deam AZ So my horoscope said that money is leaving my wallet and @erynnlabut , @Missluwho33 and I are going to Costco. Adulting coincidence?? I think not ZONA 22 | if you donβt got no giddie up, giddie out my way | feminist
Elijah33780238 With my bffs π So last night at work I was putting some stuff away and thinking about my horoscope i read earlier which was βyou are meant to please peopleβ and Iβve been thinking hard about what I want to do for a career and it hit me, its telling me I to become a stripper. π lhs 20β
_AliciaRae_ U-Town, Missouri Hello everyone. Today my horoscope told me that today will be an overly sensitive day for Aries.
And I have 4 Aries placements in my chart soooo good luck to all my friends today π¬βοΈ Be patient. βπ»
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sarah_oberstar my horoscope said βfake it til you make itβ and iβve never felt more attacked before. i do this on the daily tho so yay me. stay positive// bw arts mgmt β22π
e_barbus my horoscope said to expect radical changes that will be dramatic and uncomfortable.... please..... no more itβs week twelve and iβm so tired Pittsburgh, PA | OU '20 | Copy Chief for @threadmag and Managing Editor for @SEOhioMagazine | past: @BoweryBoys All opinions are my own.
sandre3ooo My horoscope told me to cry and baby itβs my birthday so u got it :,) Miss Judged
hada1815 Barcelona My horoscope is telling me that my relationship with my partner is going well and not to worry... π€ I'll try not to worry over the fact that I'm unknowingly in a relationship π€·π»ββοΈππ
I never check it, but it's Friday and it's been a long week and I'm on a procrastinating mood π Dobby will be back when Dobby is done sulking. Dobby is a free ELF.
Lifeof__Brinaaa Illinois, USA βοΈ My horoscope really just hit home for me and that is scary π©π€¦π½ββοΈ Minding the business that pays me π€·π½ββοΈπ. sc:abrinarinaπΈ God Firstβπ½β₯οΈπ«
a_gay_dinosaur South Hadley, MA today my mom's horoscope was "your anger is a small child whose opinions and feelings were never validated" and my horoscope was basically "go grab dirt with your hands" and i think those are the only two ways that scorpio season can affect you Abby | {they/them} | βοΈβοΈβοΈ | MHC β20 | I'm gay and i only care about the chesapeake bay
blockmeplz Fort Worth, TX i have the day off and my horoscope made me a therapist. hmu to talk about feelings. iβm just fine
bijoehardy she/her @sxmwise ok iβm listening and he put destructive and tenderness in the same part of my horoscope no damn cat, and no damn cradle. iβm kay. xxii. (icon by @katribou)
prettykillabit my horoscope said i was suited to introspection today. which is funny cause iβve been thinking about myself and crap since i woke up. fork 12! stay dangerous π€
shellsbydashore my horoscope says that I have trouble with sex and love itβs been that way in the last month can I catch a break π
Ambitious woman of color pursing a PhD @ Vanderbilt - future computational biologist | small groups are the best, they = better company
KeepinUpWifGabb Eritrea πͺπ· My horoscope and tarot card reading yesterday was soooooo on point!!!! And ppl wonder why Iβm so into astrology π₯΄ I love the affirmations! A Gemπ
misbrihavingg Damn my horoscope said if you can figure out how to, ask for the love you need. And just wow. hoe why is u here
__zhar11 Massachusetts, USA My horoscope keeps telling me Iβm evolving and I feeeeep it π¦
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