HOROSCOPE Mars is in retrograde which means you need a Twisted Tea
TwistedTea Cincinnati, OH ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮
┃ 🌖 HOROSCOPE ┃
┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃
┃Mars is in retrograde ┃
┃which means you need ┃
┃a Twisted Tea 🌀🍵 ┃
╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯ Must be of legal drinking age to follow. Similar to iced tea, but twisted.